231 Funny Things to Say When Prank Calling Restaurants

If you’re looking for a good laugh, then calling up restaurants and asking silly questions can be a fun activity to do with friends. Whether you’re trying to get the employees to smile or just enjoy a good joke, there’s no shortage of entertaining things to say when prank-calling restaurants and fast foods. In this post, we’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest lines to use for your next prank call. So grab your phone and get ready to have a good time!

Impersonations of famous people or characters

1. Is this the Krusty Krab? No one told me there’d be a test! (Spongebob Squarepants)
2. I’m looking for a Mr. Big Mac. I was told he was here. (Homer Simpson)
3. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die (The Princess Bride)
4. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You better let him out (Punchline from a classic joke)
5. Is this the super secret underground base of the evil Dr. Robotnik? I think I’m lost (Sonic the Hedgehog)
6. Is this the Batcave? I’m looking for Batman (DC Comics)
7. Do you have Colonel Sanders’ secret recipe? I heard it’s here (KFC)
8. Do you have the secret recipe for the Krabby Patty? I’m a secret agent (Spongebob Squarepants)
9. I’m looking for Mr. Bigglesworth. He’s supposed to be here (Austin Powers)
10. Do you have the Philosopher’s Stone? I need it to perform alchemy (Harry Potter)
11. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better catch it! (The Three Stooges)
12. This is Darth Vader, and I would like to order a large bowl of dark-side chili. (Star Wars)
13. I’m looking for a pizza with extra anchovies. Make it snappy! (Popeye)
14. I’d like a large pepperoni pizza and a side of Gollum’s precious. (The Lord of the Rings)
15. I need a dozen donuts delivered to my secret lair, stat! (Batman)
16. I need a hamburger, fries, and a shake, and make it snappy! (The Pink Panther)
17. I’d like to order a large pizza with extra cheese and hold the anchovies. (The Simpsons)

Asking for absurd menu items or specials

1. Do you have any specials that come with a free trip to the moon?
2. Can I get a pizza with extra anchovies and a side of rocket fuel?
3. Do you have a special on ‘unicorn steaks’?
4. Do you serve any dishes that come with a free side of laughter?
5. Do you have any dishes that come with a side of rocket fuel?
6. Can I get a pizza with pickles, jelly beans, and hot sauce?
7. Do you have any specials on fish fingers?
8. Can I get a burger with ketchup ice cream?
9. Do you have any deals on banana milkshakes?
10. Do you serve anything with chocolate and marshmallows on it?
11. Can I get a burrito with jelly beans and marshmallows?
12. Do you have any specials on hot dogs with whipped cream?
13. Can I get a salad with banana ice cream?
14. Do you have any deals on tacos with jelly beans?
15. Do you have any specials on chicken nuggets with peanut butter?
16. Do you have any food that tastes like the moon?
17. Can I get a pizza with extra anchovies and a side of pickles?
18. Do you deliver to the North Pole?
19. Can I get a side of mashed potatoes with my French fries?
20. Can I have a hamburger with a side of ice cream?
21. I’d like to order a pizza with pineapple and jellybeans.
22. Can I get a hotdog with ketchup and mustard?
23. I’d like to order a pizza with extra cheese and peanut butter.
24. Can I get a salad, extra dressing, and a side of ketchup?
25. I’m looking for a restaurant that serves breakfast all day. Do you have that?
26. Do you have any specials this evening? I’m looking for something to spice up my night!
27. I heard your restaurant makes the best garlic bread in town. Is this true?
28. Can you tell me the weirdest thing someone has ever asked for at your restaurant?
29. I want to order a dish with a silly name. What do you recommend?
30. Do you serve ice cream made of pure gold?
31. Do you offer a special discount for dragon-slaying heroes?
32. Can I get a side of french fries with my sushi?
33. Do you have a secret menu item for superheroes?
34. Can I get my burrito with a side of unicorn tears?
35. Do you have a special for people allergic to everything?
36. Can I get a pizza with a side of green cheese?
37. Do you offer a discount for people dressed as pirates?
38. Do you have a dish that comes with a guaranteed money-back guarantee?

Ordering large and elaborate meals for delivery to random places

1. I would like to order something really outrageous – like a really long submarine sandwich with every topping you have, plus some extra ones you don’t have.
2. I need to get a giant cake delivered to an abandoned warehouse – can you do it?
3. I want to order the most ridiculous thing on the menu and have it delivered to the moon.
4. Can you deliver a hundred pizzas to an empty field?
5. Can you deliver an ice cream sundae to a random address on the other side of town?
6. I want a giant ice cream cake delivered to a random park – and make sure it’s a surprise!
7. I need a hundred tacos delivered to a deserted island.
8. I need some really unusual ingredients for a secret recipe – can you help me out?
9. I need to order a really large order of french fries – like, a mountain of french fries – and have it delivered to a random address.
10. Uh, hi. I’d like to order a triple-decker pizza with extra anchovies and extra cheese, and three large sodas, for delivery to the White House. Make sure it gets there in 30 minutes or it’s free!
11. Hello, I’d like to order an extra-large pizza with every topping you have, and a side of garlic butter dipping sauce, for delivery to the North Pole. Oh, and make sure you bring a really long straw with it!
12. Greetings, I’d like to order a 12-course meal for delivery to the Eiffel Tower. Make sure you include a full selection of appetizers, entrees, desserts, and drinks. Don’t forget the champagne!
13. Hey! I want to order a 20-pound steak dinner with all the trimmings, for delivery to the top of Mt. Everest. Don’t forget to include a sherpa to carry it up there!
14. Hi, I’d like to order a triple-layer cake with a side of caviar, delivered to the local fire department.
15. I’m looking to order a full-course meal for 20 people, but I want it to be delivered to a random address in town.
16. I’d like to order a giant pizza with every topping available, plus extra cheese and delivered to the nearest police station!
17. I need a dozen buckets of chicken wings with extra hot sauce, delivered to the mayor’s office.
18. I’d like an ice cream sundae the size of a small car, with every topping imaginable, and delivered to the nearest playground!

Pretending to be a customer with ridiculous requests or complaints

1. I accidentally put my order in the microwave and it’s still not done.
2. I ordered a pizza, but it hasn’t arrived yet. Can you check your delivery system?
3. My food is too cold. Can you put it in the oven for a few minutes?
4. Do you have any vegan options that are made with unicorn meat?
5. My food is missing something. Can you sprinkle some fairy dust on it?
6. I’m allergic to lettuce, but I still want the salad. Can you make it without lettuce?
7. I’m trying to order a cake for my dog’s birthday. Can you make it in the shape of a bone?
8. I’m looking for a menu item that will make me invisible. Do you have anything like that?
9. Can I get a side order of friendship with my meal?
10. I’ve been waiting for an hour and I still haven’t received my order. Can you bring it to me in a time machine?
11. I’m sorry, but I need to cancel my reservation for the next century.
12. I’d like to order a pizza, but can you make it in the shape of a triangle?
13. Can I get a discount if I sing the order to you?
14. I’d like to order a dozen burgers, but can you make them extra crispy?
15. Can I get a free side of fries if I tell a joke?
16. I’d like to order a burger, but can you make it with extra pickles and no bun?
17. Can I get a free drink if I answer a riddle?
18. I’d like to order a pizza, but can you make it in the shape of a heart?
19. I accidentally put the wrong order in, and the food I got wasn’t what I wanted. Can I get a refund?
20. My food is taking forever, can you please send a robot out to deliver it?
21. I heard your restaurant has the best burgers in town – can you make mine extra beefy?
22. My food is cold – can you heat it up in a microwave for me?
23. Do you have any secret menu items that I should know about?
24. I’m looking for a restaurant that serves chocolate-covered french fries – do you have them?
25. Can you please make my order extra spicy? I like things with a kick!
26. I heard you have a special on tacos today – can I get one for free?
27. Do you have any special offers for loyal customers?
28. I’m looking for a restaurant that serves food that’s out of this world – can you help me out?

Mispronouncing menu items for comedic effect

1. I’d like a grande-sized order of fwied rice, please!
2. I’d like a beef bwurger with a side of fwies!
3. I’ll have the cheese-stuffed gwound beef!
4. I’d like a plate of pwasta with a side of guacamole!
5. Can I get a pwizza with extra bwacon?
6. I’d like a side of mashed potatoes with my steamed cwauliflower!
7. I’d like a pwane, bwutter-free woll!
8. I’ll have the bwaked salmon with a side of bwoccoli, please!
9. Can I get a gwilled cheese sandwich with a side of garlic bwread?
10. Can I get a side of swweet potato fwies with my swalad?
11. Do you have any of those delicious chaw-sheese pizzas?
12. I’d like a large order of chow mein, hold the lo mein.
13. I’m interested in some of your pepperwee steaks.
14. I’d like an order of bwoccoli and cheese fries, pwease.
15. I’d like a side of gwavy fries with my burger.
16. I’d love some of your famous fish ‘n’ chips with extra chips.
17. I’d like a side of mushwoom and onion rings.
18. I’m looking for a dee-licious order of mac ‘n’ cheese.
19. I’d like a bowl of gwabble soup with an extra side of crackers.
20. Do you have any ‘spag-hetti’ and ‘mee-atballs’?
21. I’d like a ‘barg-getti’ with a side of ‘fry-shay’ please!
22. I’d like an ‘or-durr’ of ‘chicken par-mish-an’!
23. I’d like a ‘shash-ay-me’ with some ‘curry sause’!
24. Can I get a ‘cheez-burger’ with ‘fren-ch fri-ess’?
25. Do you have any ‘penne-a-rahh-ee’ with ‘mush-room sause’?
26. Can I get a ‘piz-za’ with ‘pep-per-on-ee’?

Inquiring about bizarre and imaginary restaurant policies.

1. Hey, do you have any rules about bringing in a pet giraffe? I heard that’s a thing now.
2. Do you serve food on the moon? I heard that’s a popular place to eat these days.
3. Is it okay to bring a llama to the restaurant? I heard they’re the new trend in dining.
4. Do you offer discounts for customers who wear their pyjamas? It’s all the rage these days…
5. Can I have my meal served with a side of unicorns? I heard they make a great garnish.
6. Do you serve food from other galaxies? I’m specifically looking for something from Saturn!
7. Do you give discounts to customers who come in wearing superhero costumes? I heard it’s a thing!
8. Do you allow patrons to order food with only their minds? I heard some restaurants do that!
9. Do you offer discounts for people who can correctly answer a trivia question? I’ve been brushing up on my knowledge!
10. Do you offer a ‘secret menu’ for customers who ask for it? I’m always looking for something new!
11. Do you offer discounts for customers who come in on their birthday? I’m looking for a way to make my day extra special!
12. Do you have a policy on allowing dragons in your restaurant? I need to know if I can bring mine!
13. Do you offer discounts for customers who bring in a talking parrot? He’s a great conversationalist!
14. Do you have a policy on allowing robots to eat in your restaurant? I was wondering if my robot friend could join me for lunch!
15. Is there a dress code for customers, or can I come in wearing my pajamas?
16. Do you allow customers to bring in their pet unicorns?
17. Do you offer discounts for customers who bring their own robots?
18. Is there a policy about bringing your own dragon to dine with you?
19. Do you offer discounts for customers who come in with their own time machines?
20. Is there a policy about customers ordering food from other galaxies?
21. Is there a policy about customers ordering food from the future?
22. Do you accept customers who arrive with their own flying carpets?
23. I heard you have a policy where if you don’t finish your meal, you get a free dessert. Is that true?
24. Do you have a dress code policy where customers can only wear one shoe?
25. I heard that you have a policy where if customers can guess how many pieces of pepperoni are on the pizza, they get it for free. Is that true?

Using made-up names or titles for yourself

1. Hi, this is Sir Reginald of the Third Kingdom. I’m looking for a reservation for 2.
2. Hi, my name is Lord Cuthbert Bimblebottom and I’m looking to book a table.
3. Hi, this is Lord Biggie Cheese and I’m looking for a table for two.
4. Hi there, this is Lady Siracha and I’m calling to ask about your specials.
5. Hello, this is Professor Burrito and I’m calling to inquire about your catering options.
6. Good day, this is King Nacho and I’d like to make a reservation for tonight.
7. Greetings, this is Admiral Quesadilla and I’m wondering what your wait time is.
8. Hi, this is Captain Noodle and I’m calling to ask if you have any vegan options.
9. Hi, this is Sir Prankalot here. I’d like to place an order for delivery, please.
10. My name is ‘The Great Pretender’. Could I please have an order of your finest food?
11. This is Lord Mockingbird calling. I was wondering if you could prepare a meal for me and my royal court?
12. Greetings! This is Lord Prankenstein. I’m looking for something delicious to send to my castle.
13. Hello! I am the ‘Gourmet Adventurer’ and I am in search of a delicious meal.
14. This is the ‘Mystery Diner’. I would like to place an order for delivery.
15. I’m the ‘Food Connoisseur’ and I’d like to try your most exquisite dishes.
16. My name is ‘Funny Foodie’ and I’m looking for something unique to order.
17. This is ‘The Joke Eater’. Could I please place an order for some tasty food?

Asking for advice on fake personal problems

1. My cat just ate my takeout order. Can I get a replacement?
2. I think I left my wallet in the restaurant, can you help me find it?
3. My pet parrot just flew away with my takeout order. Can I get a refund?
4. What do you recommend for someone who ate too much pizza and now can’t move?
5. My cat ate my takeout order, do you think you can make another one?
6. My roommate won’t stop eating my food, can you make a meal that’s just for me?
7. I’m stuck in the elevator, do you think you can deliver my order up here?
8. My dog is having a birthday party and I need to order something special, any ideas?
9. My family is having an argument and we need a third opinion, what do you think?
10. I’m trying to surprise my friend but I don’t know what to get them, any suggestions?
11. I’m having a movie night but I’m all out of snacks, do you have anything I can order?
12. My cat won’t stop meowing, what should I do?
13. I’m having a debate with my best friend about the best flavor of ice cream. Can you help settle it?
14. My neighbor’s dog is barking too much, any ideas on how to get it to stop?
15. I need help picking out a gift for my mom. Do you have any suggestions?
16. I’m trying to figure out what to wear to my friend’s wedding. Any advice?

Complimenting the restaurant staff in an over-the-top manner

1. I just wanted to thank you and your staff for always being so friendly and welcoming. You make me feel like I’m the most important customer here!
2. I heard the food here is out of this world. I can only imagine how hard your staff must work to ensure it’s always perfect!
3. You have the best restaurant staff around. You all make me feel like I’m part of the family here!
4. You guys must have magical powers. Every time I come here, I’m amazed at the level of service and hospitality you provide!
5. I’m sure your staff are angels sent from heaven. They are polite and helpful; it’s like a 5-star experience every time!
6. I don’t know if you have hiring fairies on staff, but whoever you hire must be the best in the business. Every person I encounter here is a delight!
7. Your staff must be the most talented people in the world. They can serve a five-course meal in the blink of an eye!
8. You must have a time machine in the back. Your staff never miss a beat and always have the food ready in no time!
9. Your staff have the superpower of hospitality. They ensure every customer feels right at home!
10. I’m sure your staff has trained dolphins. They always seem to know exactly what I need before I ask!
11. I love your restaurant so much – the food is so delicious; I swear I could eat it all day long!
12. Your staff is so friendly and helpful that I’m considering asking them to be my friends!
13. Whoever is in charge of the kitchen back there is a culinary genius. I’m in awe!
14. Is it okay to give out your number as my new emergency contact? That’s how much I trust you guys!
15. I think the restaurant is so amazing that I’m considering buying stock!
16. I’m convinced your staff could make a burnt toast taste like a five-star meal!
17. Your restaurant is the best – I’m tempted to start a fan club in its honor!
18. If I could, I’d give your staff an award for being so awesome!

Speaking in rhyme

1. Good day to you, I’m calling for food, But don’t worry, I’m really in no mood.
2. I’d like some burgers and fries, please, I’d just like to know what’s on the cheese.
3. What do you recommend for lunch today? I’m hoping it’s something that won’t make me sway.
4. I’d like a milkshake, a large one please, I’m hoping it’s something that’ll make me sneeze.
5. I’d like to order a salad, please, Is there something you can guarantee?
6. Give me a bowl of soup, I don’t mind, But I’m hoping it’s something to make me shine.
7. Give me a pizza, I want it to be hot, I’m hoping it’s something that’ll make me trot.
8. I’d like to order some fries, But I want to make sure that they’re free of lies.
9. You’re a great place for dinner, why don’t you open your doors? You’ll make us all happy, with no need for more!
10. Your food is so yummy, it’s worth every penny! Can you put your order in now? Please, no more dilly-dally!
11. Come on now, let’s get going, let’s get something to eat! Let’s order some food now, hurry up, don’t be slow!
12. Let’s go to your restaurant, and order up a feast! I’m sure the food will be great, and it won’t be a beast!
13. Are your burgers made of fur? I sure hope not, that would be a real bummer.
14. This is a call I’ll never forget, do you have something special I can get?
15. I’m in the mood for a special treat, do you have something made of wheat?
16. I’m looking for something really great, what’s the tastiest dish on your plate?
17. Hi there, have you heard? I’m looking for something absurd. Serve me something yummy, I am in a hurry!
18. I’m sure you have some great dishes, but I’m really in the mood for some fishes.
19. Is your food so bad that I should flee? Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon – just wait and see!
20. I want to find something that’s tasty and nice. Anything other than that will make me think twice!
21. Do you have something that’s particularly grand? Or would I be better off eating out of a can?
22. Is your restaurant open late? If so, I’m hungry and can’t wait!
23. Your food looks so good, making my mouth water like a flood!
24. I’d love to come in, but I’m stuck at home, so can you please deliver me a cone?
25. Your food looks so yummy; it must be a culinary masterpiece, dummy!
26. Hey, I’m looking for a meal, so why don’t you give me a deal?
27. I’m sure your food is great, can I eat it before it gets cold and stale?
28. What do you have that’s new? I’m feeling brave, so surprise me, will you?

Prank calling restaurants and fast foods can be a fun and lighthearted way to make people laugh. While it’s important to remember to be mindful and respectful when prank calling, it can be a great way to lighten the mood and bring some humor into your life. Just remember to be creative and not be afraid to try something new to see what kind of reactions you get!